Story!

The Golden King's Brilliant Leadership
Ruling over the PooPeeKa realm was the Great Golden King Ka whose body was made of actual gold.
Everything was perfect, balanced, and wonderfully harmonious. Kas frolicked, magic flowed, and everyone lived in jiggly, jovial joy.

The Day the World Changed
One day, while laying on a bed of actual gold, the Great Golden King Ka decided to...
TURN AROUND!
Not to be outdone by his own brilliance, the Golden King...
TURNED BACK AGAIN!

The Eternal Question
The years passed and the Great Golden King Ka continued to turn. Many Kas wondered which he truly preferred—Poo or Pee?
Yet, the true question was:
