Once upon a time, there was absolutely nothing. Just pure potential floating around forever, and it was boring.
Then suddenly—POOF!—light burst forth in all its glorious, sparkly magnificence, illuminating everything and making the Great Architect go ‘Ooooooh!’ in wonder.
The Golden King is mid-twirl, the Kas are buzzing, and the realms are itching to spill their saucy little secrets.
Where do you stand?
Summon your Ka, and prepare for battle!
Technical Disclaimer:The current battle system is an early concept demoand still under active development.
Graphics and game mechanics will change as we enhance the gaming experience.
Smell my butt—I'm gonna fart.
Flat curve sale graduates once 100 SOL has been raised, then liquidity migrates to a Meteora DAMM v2 pool. Allocations stay locked, burned, or vest as outlined below.
Flat curve sale
Ther Fairest Launch in all the Land!Even price per token until graduation.
Graduation
Pushes the sale into the DAMM v2 liquidity pool.
Equally fair launch. Even price per token until graduation via Moonit.
Immediate graduation burn. Tokens removed from circulation forever.
5% unlocks after a 2-day cliff. 90% vests over 12 months via Jupiter Lock.
CsPR3ftasqVpNJRQqZTw8pCoDXaBKAHBe2MQ5CccmoonLegal Disclaimer:$POOPEEKA and this website are satire with no intrinsic value, utility, or financial expectations. Acquiring or interacting with $POOPEEKA is purely for entertainment; it is not an investment, security, solicitation, or promise of future benefit. By proceeding, you acknowledge that nothing here creates obligations, guarantees, or constitutes financial or investment advice.
It's literally an over-engineered and highly elaborate poo and pee joke.Welcome to the set up. You're going to love the punchline.
Project Disclaimer:This roadmap is dependent on the success of the project, subject to change, and is not a guarantee of future events. While every effort will be made to complete these items and more, we cannot expect or prevent external factors outside of our control.
There may be interference, delays, or unexpected tears of laughter and joy—but no promises.
